ROADQUILL

These are my poems. They are on a five line totality. they are called CHUKUS. Someone may also write this way, I mean I'm not planting a flag here but these are original works and my name is Chuck, so, CHUKUS, think hikus and you are there. They are rather political and reflect my CONSERVATIVE views, so LIBERALS be forewarned. OK lets go. we will begin with ALI and proceed from there.

                   ALI
ALI HUSSEIN WAS CLEAR
MANY INFEDEL DEATHS THIS YEAR
BUT SATAN WAS WAITING 
IN FACT SALAVATING
HE SAID "ALI'S THE VIRGIN DOWN HERE!"
 and they think we have a distorted view of 
 religion, at least we don't turn heaven into 
 a bordelo.


                HILL
HILLARY DILLARY DOCK
CRIED DEFEAT IN IRAQ
WHEN THE TERRORISTS CAME 
SHE HAD NO ONE TO BLAME
THEY CUT OFF HER HEAD ON A BLOCK
 that pretty much says it all.


               BILL
FORMER PRESIDENT BILL
CAME BACK TO CAPITOL HILL
WHEN HILLARY SAW THE RUG BURN
ON HIS TEENAGE INTERN
THE ORDER WENT OUT FOR A KILL
 take that William Jefferson


              ALgore
ALGORE, ALGORE DOCK
TELLS US ALL WE SHOULD STOP
BUT HE USES 10 TIMES MORE
ELECTRICITY THAN YOU
HE SHOULD SHUT HIS MOUTH
AND GREEN UP!
 al is the biggest jack-ass out there.
 just wait until his hysteria is finally
 checked. global warming is a nat-
 ural thing, not MANMADE!


               NAGIN
RAY NAGIN, RAY NAGIN MAYOR
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DON'T CARE
YOU COULD OF SAVED ALL THESE FUSSES
BY USING SCHOOL BUSES
YOU ACT LIKE THEY WEREN'T EVEN THERE
 it is a local gov't responsibility to make and
 implement an evacuation plan. not the pres-
 idents. Nagin failed, the police failed, the lib-
 erals running the show failed.


                  LEVEE
A LEVEE A LEVEE CAN BREAK
50 YEARS OF NEGLECT IT MAY TAKE
THE DEMOCRATS TOOK THAT TAX MONEY
AND SPENT IT WAYS FUNNY
AND NOT ONE SAND BAG FOR SUPPORT
DID THEY MAKE.
 gov. blanco (d-la) failed to declare la. a disaster 
 area for three days, thus delaying FED help from
 arriving. NO actually survived katrina, it was after-
 math that did it in. La. people woke up and elected
 gendil (R-LA) gov.  GO BOBBY!!!!


                          T4
ARNOLD, ARNOLD ACTIVATE
GO BACK IN TIME TO 1968
JAMES EARL RAY-TERMINATE
MAKE SIRHAN SIRHAN ONE SECOND LATE
JUST WROTE T4, IT WILL BE GREAT
 think of it. Where would we be in 2008.
 


  ON THE 40TH ANNIVERSARY OF MLK DEATH

I HAVE A DREAM
LBJ
APRIL 4TH
JFK
GARBAGE WORKERS
BROKEN NOSE
BULL CONNERS FIRE HOSE
JESSE JACKSON
BLACK GANDHI
CIVIL RIGHTS 
BALCONY
LORRAINE MOTEL
BIRMINGHAM
MEMPHIS
VIET NAM
GERMAN SHEPERDS TRAINED TO SIC
A BLOODY POLICE NIGHT-STICK
MARCH TO SELMA
JAMES EARL RAY
MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY
 i wrote this for a friend of mine oin his
 birthday, which was 4-4. it sums up my
 feelings on MLK and all that was lost that
 day. JJ could have risen to the next MLK
 but racism was more profitable. he should
 of been the one shot. no one would remem-
 ber that day. i don't expect you to get it.


                        W
W W DOCK
WE'VE BEEN TOO LONG IN IRAQ
NOW THAT RUMSFELD IS GONE
WHO WILL BE THE NEXT PAWN
TO BLAME FOR THIS CRAP IN IRAQ
 this was wriiten prior to THE SURGE
 but it still holds true. 5+ yrs. IS too 
 long.



            OB ONE
 I WISH HE WAS A CONSERVATIVE
THIS BARACK OBAMA GUY
INSTEAD HE'S A LIB-DEMOCRAT
IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU CRY
BUT HE'S OWED SOMETHING
BECAUSE HE SLEW THE WITCH
AND SAVED OUR COUNTRY FROM THAT
I WISH HE WAS A CONSERVATIVE
THAT BARACK OBAMA CAT!
 this was pre-jerimiah wright, when I liked
ob, now after his own racism is exposed
 my mind has CHANGEd.


                  COLIN
COLIN, COLIN POWELL
IS PISSED AT GEORGE AND HOW
FOR MAKING HIM SWEAR
THOSE MISSLES WERE THERE
HE KEEPS A LOW PROFILE NOW.
 Powell/Rice 2012! now that is the
african american ticket baby. I'd
vote for them in a second!

                 CHENEY
DICK CHENEY, DICK CHENEY SHOT
I'D SAY IT WAS OFF OF THE MARK
LUCKY TO HIT A FRIEND 
WHO LET HIM OFF IN THE END
HE WAS ALMSOST THROWN TO THE SHARKS
 some money probably changed hands. Mr.
 haliburton has plenty.


                   JESSE
JESSE, JESSE, JACK
ONLY HELPS OUT IF YOU'RE BLACK
BUT WHATS  WRONG IS STILL WRONG
ALL THE DAY LONG
HE SHOULD THINK MORE BEFORE HE ACTS
 instead of waiting on the next white guy to say
 something stupid you should be going COSBY
 on your flock Rev. what a waste he is.



                     ACLU
ACLU. ACLU  SCUM
WHERE ARE YOUR LAW DEGREES FROM
A COLLEGE OFF-SHORE
THE K-MART NEXT DOOR
WE SHOULD DEPORT ALL YOU BUMS
 anti-christian lawyers united. They will send
 their goon squad after me. I should be more
 careful, but I have something to say. stop
 destroying my country!

                        
                       IMUS
IMUS, IMUS MY GOD
DON'T YOU THINK THAT ITS PARTICULARY ODD
THAT AN OLD BROKEN CRACKER
WOULD TALK LIKE A SLACKER
AND INSULT THE ALL FEMALE SQUAD.
 nappy headed hos. cost CBS 40M. they shouldn't
 of fired him, and the court backed that up. just
 kissed sharp-tongues ass. go imus! he's a stupid
 lib and i don't listen to him, but.................

   GLOBAL WARMING, I MEAN CLIMATE CHANGE
GLOBAL WARMING, CLIMATE CHANGE DOCK
THEY KEEP CHANGING THE CLOCK
ONE DAY ITS YEARS
THE NEXT DAY ITS EONS
ONLY THING CERTAIN: MORE TAXES ON PEONS
 don't fall for it people. it is their plan to run your 
 very life. soon we'll pay for the air we breathe and
 the carbon-dioxide we expell. plant some trees on
 your property for your carbon-offset.


 IT SEEMS THE THIRD BARACK POEM WAS LEFT OFF AN EARLIER
 POST, SO I WILL BORE YOU WITH IT NOW. THIS WAS WRITTEN IN
 RESPONSE TO THE JERIMIAH WRIGHT SCANDALS WHERE  HE WAS
 EXPOSED AS THE RACIST HE IS.

                           FROM AN UNTRAINED EAR

BARACK, BARACK
YOU'RE ONLY HALF BLACK
REMEMBER THAT OR YOU'RE USELESS
BUT YOU'RE GETTING ON MY NERVES
WITH YOU'RE MISUSE OF WORDS
ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE YOU'RE CLUELESS
WE DON'T NOW OWN SLAVES
AND THERE ARE 600,000 GRAVES
WE PAID FOR THE CRIME OF ENSLAVEMENT
WE'RE NOT BRED TO HATE STRANGERS
AND WE BRAVED ALL THE DANGERS
TO SETTLE THIS LAND WE STOLE FROM THE NATIVES
I DON'T CLING TO MY GUN
BUT THANK GOD I GOT ONE
AND NO PRESIDENT SHOULD THINK HE CAN TAKE IT
I'M A TYPICAL WHITE PERSON
AND I FINALLY SEE
THAT BARACK REALLY DOESN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT ME
ON THINKING IT OVER
IT HAS TO BE
OBAMA'S MADE ME VOTE 
FOR HILL;ARY
 how dare this guy say I was bred, he doesn't know me and 
 bred is a RACIST word, just ask Jimmy the greek snyder


                      CAN YOU HELP ME
 this would be the final poem in my book, but it is not going to be the
 end of these poems my friends, I have many more to bore you with
 check this shit out-

 SO BURN ONE OR DRINK SOME
AND THEN WE WILL CHAT
I WANT TO RHYME NANCY PELOSI
AND BELA LUGOSI
WHATS FUNNIER THAN THAT???

I AM WORKING ON SOME MORE SONGS ON:
 BILL CLINTON (my favorite asshole)
 OPEC
 JOHN KERRY
 THE COPS
 AND ANY OTHER JACKASS WHO PISSES ME OFF
 GOOD NIGHT AND TYPE AT YOU SOON.

 LATE BREAKING SONG, I HEARD THIS ON THE RADIO
and had to respond. Seems these jack-asses have rewritten
an old lynyrd skynyrd song and ripped off warren zevon as
well, its enough to make you write a song about it, so..........

                                        SFT
RONNIE'S ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE
OVER THE MONEY WE HAVE MADE
WE MADE THESE EASY WORDS, SO
YOU STINKING, FUCKING TERDS CAN
SING ALONG
WE WROTE THIS SONG IN A DAY
THAT WAS AN EASY F-ING DAY
WE'RE GOING TO DUMB DOWN ALL OF
LYNYRD'S SONGS
SO YOU STICKING, FUCKING TERDS
CAN SING ALONG

ALL THE POLITICS AND ANGST ARE OUT
SO WHATS THIS SONG ABOUT
IT'S ABOUT THE BOND BETWEEN US 
AND LIVIN OFF RONNIE'S GENIUS
WE'LL LICENSE ALL HIS FAVORITE SONGS
AND YOU STINKING, FUCKING TERDS
CAN SING ALONG

NEXT TO GO IS FREEBIRD AND WE'LL
CHANGE EVERY WORD
IT'LL BE HIP-HOP WHEN WE ARE THROUGH
BUT THESE STUPID, NEW AGE FUCKS
WILL NEVER KNOW IT SUCKS
BECAUSE THATS THE KIND OF CRAP
THEY'RE USED TO
CAN'T WAIT TILL TUESDAY'S GONE
IT'LL BE A BRAND NEW SONG
THAT YOU STICKING, FUCKING TERDS
CAN SING ALONG

THE BALLAD OF CURTIS LOWE
WON'T BE THE SONG THAT WE ALL KNOW
YOU'LL THINK PUFF DADDY STOLE THAT ONE TOO
CURTIS WILL RAP ON THAT SONG
AND ALL THE STINKING, FUCKING TERDS
CAN SING ALONG
ALL THE STINKING FUCKING TERDS WILL
SING ALONG..........
 that about says it all, that and shame on you
 sons of bitches.

     I'm done now. thanx...........